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Programmer Humour
Nov 11th
A programmer gets sent to the shop by his manager.
‘Grab a carton of milk and if they have eggs, get 12.’
The programmer comes back with 12 cartons of milk and says, ‘They had eggs.’
Tiffin / Fudge Recipe
Mar 31st
I had good intentions for March. I had plans for a number of interesting posts. Some of them have made it as far as the “Draft” stage. Unfortunately though I just ran out of time. Birthdays (mine included), Mother’s Day, illness, work, more work, children, the dog and a lot of other things all conspired against me. Maybe April will be better, I won’t count my chickens though.
To make up for it, I am publishing the recipe that I have for what my mum called Chocolate Fudge when I was younger and what, it turns out, closely resembles a Scottish Tiffin recipe. More >
Speed Cameras
Jan 13th
Why oh why do people slow down for speed cameras? On a dual carriageway with a central reservation the speed limit is 70mph. A speed camera on this road will only take your picture if you’re going above that (well, probably above 73/74mph really). So why do people slow down to 60mph?
